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Virtual Systems Analysis (2012)

Gillian Jacobs: Britta Perry

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• Troy Barnes : [Abed is simulating Troy and Britta's lunch "date", impersonating both of them]  Oh, those appetizers were dope and legit!

  Britta Perry : I don't usually support lunch because it's unfair to breakfast.

  Troy Barnes : I never thought about meals fighting each other. I guess that explains why you never see any two of them on the same table.

• Annie Edison : Maybe we should go to Señor Kevin's. Britta, didn't you want to try that new cage-free bean burrito?

  Britta Perry : The tortillas are made with micro-financed flour.

  Annie Edison : Troy, you could drive. You always like that spiral parking ramp.

  Troy Barnes : You just keep turning left, but you end up up!

  Abed Nadir : I can't go to Señor Kevin's. The manager and I are enemies. He said Die Hard was bad. He said Die Hard was bad.

  Troy Barnes : I know, buddy.

  Annie Edison : Well, how about this. This lunch is already a runaway train,

  [fake chuckle] 

  Annie Edison : no point in stopping it. Troy, Britta, you go to Señor Kevin's. Abed promised he'd show me how the Dreamatorium works. Today's the perfect day for it.

  Abed Nadir : But I want to...

  [interrupted] 

  Annie Edison : Abed, don't you think today's the perfect day for it?

  [smiling through gritted teeth] 

  Abed Nadir : No.

  Annie Edison : [irritatedly trying to signal Abed]  Abed.

  Abed Nadir : Is this a social cue?

• Britta Perry : God, why do we always wind up in this position? For all the time you spend here, you'd think we wouldn't have to cram so much.

  Troy Barnes : Maybe we never get any work done because we have so much fun hanging out together.

  Britta Perry : Definitely, maybe that's why.