- Dave Sanderson: I need you to know something, man to man. I still have feelings for Leslie, in a womanly fashion, and I believe she feels the same towards me, in a manly way.
- Ben Wyatt: She doesn't feel the same way because she has a boyfriend. Umm me. And... and... and we love each other.
- Dave Sanderson: That's not... that information... it's not pertinent at this juncture. I just said to you one thing, and you're contritering me.
- Ben Wyatt: I don't think that's a word.
- Ron Swanson: I have a problem. This happens to be the studio where a local saxophone legend named Duke Silver records his albums.
- April Ludgate: I've heard of him. I heard he makes mature women swoon when he plays.
- Ron Swanson: From what I've heard about Duke, he's kind of a private guy. He doesn't want his nosy co-workers discussing his music with him, or knowing that he exists. So if you happen to see any memorabilia laying around, kindly, and discreetly, discard it.
- April Ludgate: You got it, Duke.
- Ron Swanson: Don't call me that.
- April Ludgate: I dig your groovy tunes, man.