In her opening monologue, host
Chelsea Handler talks about what she usually does on President's Day and who her and Chuy's favorite US presidents of all time are. Chelsea and her round table panelists
John Caparulo,
Jen Kirkman and
Whitney Cummings discuss a male Arizona sheriff who had to step down from volunteering on
Mitt Romney's presidential campaign due to allegations that he threatened to deport his former illegal immigrant boyfriend back to Mexico if he made their relationship public, the arrest of a female stalker of
Kenny Chesney's who broke into his pool house when he wasn't home, a father who accidentally played a pornographic movie at his child's birthday party instead of the intended
The Smurfs (2011), and a Pennsylvania man who stripped naked in a Wal-Mart parking lot then went inside the store to steal a pair of socks. Since it's Oscar season and since Chelsea has no time to see the nominated movies, she hires an elderly Armenian couple to watch and review the movies for her. And Chelsea chats with guest
Amanda Seyfried about her new movie
Gone (2012), her relationship with her sister, her menagerie of pets including a one-eyed cat and a stuffed miniature horse, her Glamour magazine cover photo, and her single status.
—Huggo