- Tom Haverford: It says "nympho" on the butt in silver sparkly letters. Nympho means you're addicted to sex, and since it's on the butt there are other implications as well. So those are a maybe.
- Andy Dwyer: I passed! I got a 'P'!
- April Ludgate: Congrats, babe!
- Andy Dwyer: I was hoping for a P+, but that does not exist. Right?
- Professor Linda Lonegan: Right.
- Andy Dwyer: Yeah, so basically the best grade in the class.