2 Broke Girls (TV Series)
And the One-Night Stands (2012)
Garrett Morris: Earl
Quotes
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Caroline Channing : Congratulations. It's official. Our website is now live.
Max Black : Congratulations. It's official, you're a whore. I hear you got your Kinko's card punched.
Caroline Channing : What, heh?
Max Black : Don't "what" me. I know you hooked up with the webmaster.
Oleg : [Oleg rings the bell] Pick up.
Caroline Channing : Oleg, you told Max?
Oleg : What's happening?
Caroline Channing : Our deal's off. Oleg had sex with Sophie last night.
[Max gasps]
Sophie Kachinsky : No. No. It wasn't sex. Just hand stuff. Yeah. And nothing above the waist. I'm a lady. Yeah. I got all hot and bothered watching Caroline and big Han.
Edwin : Okay.
[Edwin chuckles]
Edwin : You know, I really think this is between Caroline and me.
Han Lee : You mean between Caroline, you and your strippers.
Caroline Channing : Strippers?
Han Lee : I have seen this man in a strip club.
Max Black : Han, you were in a strip club?
Han Lee : [Han points to Earl] Earl took me.
[Earl stands there with his mouth wide open]
Earl : Damn it, Han! You gonna sell me out, after I spotted you a hundred dollars in ones.
Oleg : You went to Spreaders without me?