Holliston (TV Series)

Kevin's Wedding (2013)

Joe Lynch: Joe

Quotes 

• Corri : Let me guess. The point and drink game again?

  Adam : [Points at Joe]  Drink!

  Joe : [Points at Adam]  Drink!

• Adam : You missed the part where she flashed the whole wedding party her vertical smile.

  Joe : You mean her love taco?

  Adam : Her Cenobite skin folds?

  Corri : We are not doing this again.

  Laura : Her Ashton Cooch-er?

  Corri : ENOUGH!

• Joe : Germany? When was she gonna tell me?

  Adam : You were the one who helped her fill out that application.

  Joe : That was you.

  Adam : You should be happy for her. I mean, come on, this is awesome. It's what she always wanted, right?

  Joe : Who's side are you on here?

  Adam : Well... I mean... I think it's very good... bad... you... you think it's very... good...

  Joe : -Bad.

  Adam : -bad...

  Joe : You're not helping.

  Adam : I'm really not helping.

• Joe : Do you honestly think that she's gonna to Germany and leave all of... this... behind?

  Adam : I think she'd go to Connecticut and leave all of... that... behind.