The Mentalist (TV Series)

Something Rotten in Redmund (2012)

Robin Tunney: Teresa Lisbon

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• Grace Van Pelt : Hey, how did you know Billy was having an affair with the teacher?

  Patrick Jane : They both had leaves on them from their make-out spot in the woods.

  Grace Van Pelt : That's it?

  Patrick Jane : Well, plus I could see she liked him. She was meaner to him than the other kids. You know, like Lisbon is to me.

  Teresa Lisbon : [Clicks tongue]  Shut up!

  Patrick Jane : See?

• Teresa Lisbon : 11 years in Catholic school and I never got sent to the Principal's office once.

  Patrick Jane : Well that's because you're a boring goody two shoes.

  Teresa Lisbon : I didn't say I never did anything bad. I just never got caught.

• Patrick Jane : High school, huh? Must bring back some memories for you. Friday nights, your friends from band, strapping on those funny hats.

  Teresa Lisbon : You know what? I am not gonna take the bait.

• Patrick Jane : How'd you know it was me that graffiti'd the bathroom?

  Principal Snyder : A student told me.

  Patrick Jane : Well, that's strange, 'cause it was during class, and there was no one else in the bathroom, 'cause I checked.

  Principal Snyder : Well, somebody saw something, didn't they?

  Patrick Jane : Mm. You saw something - on your unauthorized security cameras.

  Teresa Lisbon : What?

  Patrick Jane : He has unauthorized security cameras hidden in the bathrooms. It's a little creepy, huh?

  Principal Snyder : I don't know where you are getting your information, but it is simply not true!

  Patrick Jane : [Opens a cupboard revealing the video feeds]  Oh! Oh! Hello! Pervy perv perv!