Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016)

James Hong: Mr. Ping

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Quotes 

• Mr. Ping : Sometimes we do the wrong things for the good reasons

• Po : [Mr. Ping has stowed away in Po's travel bag]  Dad?

  Li : [thinks Po is talking to him]  Yes?

  Po : [sternly]  Dad...

  [opens the bag to find Mr. Ping inside] 

  Mr. Ping : Yes?

  Po : What are you doing here?

  Mr. Ping : What am I doing? Getting a backache! Did you have to step on every rock?

  Po : No, I mean why are you here ?

  Mr. Ping : What was I supposed to do, huh? What if the pandas don't have food you like? You're never gonna be able to save the world on an empty stomach. I consider my presence mission critical.

  Li : Oh yes, about that. We can't share the location of the village with others. So...

  Mr. Ping : Oh, you think I can't keep a secret, huh? I raised Po for twenty years before I finally told him he was adopted.

  Li : Seriously?

  Po : Yeah.

  Li : OK, I guess it would be cruel to make you fly back.

  Po : [amazed]  You can fly?

  Mr. Ping : I'm a bird, Po.

• Mr. Ping : Your son got angry at you. Welcome to parenthood.

• [from trailer] 

  Li : [wheezing]  I am your father... Why're there so many stairs?

  Mr. Ping : Why is he breathing like that? It's creepy!

• Mr. Ping : It doesn't mean less for me... it means more for Po.

• Mei Mei : I am Mei Mei.

  [From behind her fan] 

  Mei Mei : Wow, she's amazing! She's so beautiful!

  [Pulling fan away] 

  Mei Mei : That's sweet, Po. But please try to save all other compliments until after the performance.

  Po : Me? No, I didn't say...

  Mei Mei : [shushes]  Shut it.

  [whips ribbon] 

  Mei Mei : After the performance.

  Mr. Ping : Has it started yet?

• Li : What about Po?

  Tigress : Have you seen Po?

  Viper : No... he's not here.

  Mr. Ping : [worried]  Po, Po? Why isn't he back?

• Mr. Ping : How's my restaurant?

  [the pandas stare at him] 

  Mr. Ping : We'll talk later.

• Po : [Po returns to the mortal world]  Dad. Dad. Dads!

  Li , Mr. Ping : Son!

  [both run to Po and hug him] 

  Mr. Ping : Don't you go disappearing in petals ever again.

  Li : We thought we lost you.

  Po : No, you saved me. you all did.

  [Po looks at everybody and Big Fun laughs] 

  Po : Now, come on over here!

  [Everyone runs to Po] 

  Big Fun : Hugs!

  [Tigress, Monkey, Crane, Viper, Mantis and the pandas hugs Po] 

• Bao : What kind of panda doesn't know how to roll?

  Po : Well, I'm kinda new at this whole being a panda thing.

  Bao : [looks at Mr. Ping]  And what kind of panda are you? You have a funny neck.

  Mr. Ping : I'm not a panda at all.

  Bao : What's that?

  Mr. Ping : My hat.

  Bao : What's that?

  Mr. Ping : My beak.

  Bao : What's that?

  Mr. Ping : My wing.

  Bao : What's that?

  Mr. Ping : My dumplings. No more questions. Go away, kid.

• Mr. Ping : You can't take Po away from me. No, no, I want a second opinion. Shifu, open another scroll or something.

  Shifu : I think he should go.

  Mr. Ping : Fine, a third opinion. Monkey? Viper? Tigress?

  Po : Dad, you heard what Shifu said Oogway said. This guy can only be stopped by a master of chi, and I can only master chi by knowing who I really am. Well... I'm a panda.

  Mr. Ping : [sadly]  I'll pack your lunch for the road.

• Mr. Ping : Here, son, I packed your chopsticks.

  [the villagers gasp in surprise at the chopsticks] 

  Po : Thanks, Dad.

  [notices villagers] 

  Po : What?

  Bao : What are those for?

  Po : These? These are chopsticks. They're for picking up dumplings.

  Bao : You mean you only eat one at a time?

  Po : [gasps in realization]  I knew I wasn't eating up to my potential!

• Li : Everyone, everyone gather around! This is my son.

  [Three panda kids climb on Po's shoulders] 

  Po : Triplets!

  Ku Ku : Hi, I'm Ku Ku.

  Meng Meng : I'm Meng Meng.

  Shuai Shuai : I'm Shuai Shuai.

  Meng Meng : Your fur is soft.

  Shuai Shuai : He smells like cookies.

  Grandma Panda : He's so handsome. Just like his father.

  Mr. Ping : Thank you.