Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016)

J.K. Simmons: Kai

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Quotes 

• [from clip] 

  Kai : You must be the Dragon Warrior.

  Po : And you must be Kai. Beast of vengeance, Maker of widows.

  Kai : YES! Finally thank you. Almost makes me want to spare your life.

  Po : Oh you want to spare me huh? How about you spare me the chit-chat alright let's do this.

  Kai : I'm going to take your chi then the chi of every panda in the...

  Po : Augh! chit-chat

  Kai : In the...

  Po : Chitty-chitty-chat-chat, chat-chat-chat!

  Kai : In the...

  Po : Chit-Chat!

• Kai : Who are you?

  Po : I've been asking myself that question. Am I the son of a panda? The son of a goose? A student? A teacher? I'm all of those things.

  [Po's chi forms the shape of a dragon around him] 

  Po : I am the Dragon Warrior! Get it? You see the giant dragon?

• Kai : [Kai has materialized in a vast field; two farmers cower in fear of him]  What is this place?

  Rabbit Villager : [uneasy]  Ah... my brother's farm?

  Kai : Ah. If I stepped on you, would you die?

  Rabbit Villager : [both cower as the Goose lays eggs in fear]  Y-yes.

  Kai : The Mortal Realm.

  [speaking to jade talisman of Oogway] 

  Kai : You hear that, Oogway? I'm back.

  [bellows] 

  Kai : Kai has RETURNED!

  Rabbit Villager , Farmer Goose : Who?

  Kai : Kai. General Kai. Supreme Warlord of all China!

  Farmer Goose : I dunno.

  Kai : The Jade Slayer. Master of Pain. You may know me as the Beast of Vengeance. Uh... Maker of Widows?

  Farmer Goose : Huh?

  Kai : [exasperated]  Okay, I used to work with Oogway?

  Rabbit Villager , Farmer Goose : Oh, Master Oogway!

  Farmer Goose : He was a great warrior!

  Rabbit Villager : We've heard of Master Oogway, he's a...

  Kai : [cutting their chatter]  Okay, okay, enough. SILENCE!

• Oogway : [the two duel in the Spirit Realm]  You've grown stronger!

  Kai : Five *hundred* years in the Spirit Realm; you pick up a thing or two.

  [brandishes jade amulets] 

  Kai : I have taken the chi of ever master here!

  Oogway : [gasps]  No...

  Kai : [chuckles]  Yes... and soon, I will have *your* power, too!

  Oogway : [pleading]  When will you realize the more you take, the less you have?

• Shifu : [Kai is destroying stone statues outside the Jade Palace]  I will not let you destroy Oogway's memory!

  Kai : Why not? He destroyed mine.

• Po : [dueling Kai in the Spirit Realm]  You want my chi so bad? Then take it.

  [Po redirects his chi to Kai] 

  Kai : Yes, the power is *mine*!

  [as the chi fills his body, he begins to glow and his jade amulets float away] 

  Kai : Wait, no. It's too much. That's too much. No!

  [Kai vanishes in a burst of light] 

  Kai : NO!

• Kai : [to Crane]  Your chi is strong, just like your friend,

  [brandishes Mantis talisman] 

  Kai : the bug.

  Crane : Mantis!

  [tries to attack Kai but is overpowered] 

  Kai : Don't worry, little birdie. I'll put your chi to good use: destroying the Jade Palace and *everyone* in it.

  Crane : No!

  [kicks barrel at Kai, then flies off, but is caught] 

  Crane : Wings of... Regret!

• Kai : [to his jade zombies]  Find Oogway's students and bring them to me.

  [to jade talisman of Oogway] 

  Kai : By the time I am done with them, Oogway, there will be no one left who will even remember your name. Hahahaha, Kai is COMING!

• Po : [Po is about to perform the Wuxi Finger hold on Kai]  Sorry, buddy. Gotta send you back to the Spirit Realm. Skadoosh.

  [flexes his pinky] 

  Po : OK, that didn't work. Let me try one more time. Skadoosh.

  [flexes his pinky again, then over and over] 

  Po : Skadoosh, skadoosh, skadoosh. What the ?

  Kai : Hold on, wait! It's working. No! No!

  [pretends to gag, then chortles] 

  Kai : No, it's not. Did Oogway teach you that little trick? Too bad it only works on mortals. And *I* am a Spirit Warrior.