Deadpool (2013 Video Game)
Nolan North: Deadpool, Self
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Quotes
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Deadpool : See? Once again our explosive personality wins the day!
Yellow Bubble : High five!
White Bubble : No high fives. We're voices in our head.
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Chance White : Meet my personal guard. He's bigger than you, badder than you, and his purpose is to eat little shits like you for breakfast!
Deadpool : He eats shit for breakfast?
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Deadpool : If that hit you in the chest, I'm sorry. I was aiming for your crotch.
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Deadpool : You believe this? Cock-blocked twice in my own game!
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Deadpool : Phew! That's what happens when you mix C4 with a bean burrito. Now be honest... I'm not the only one with a little bit of shit in their pants right now, am I?
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Wolverine : What were you doing over there?
Deadpool : Just a little surprise for our player.
Wolverine : What? Whatever. We gotta move. We need everybody on this one if we're gonna stop Sinister. That means you, too.
Deadpool : Yeah, duh. It's *my* game!
Wolverine : Game? This is serious! Quit scratching your ass, bub, and get into the fight!
Deadpool : Ha ha, he said, "assbub."
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Deadpool : Welcome to Loserville. Population: You.
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Deadpool : [imitating the Hulk] Deadpool smash!
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Deadpool : What? He said no? That was our chance to be in our own video game!
White Bubble : Maybe we shouldn't have written the proposal in crayon.
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Deadpool : [after killing two enemies in a bathroom stall] I can't think of any good dick jokes! Ah, what a wasted opportunity.
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Deadpool : [Addressing the player after dying] Ouch! Dipshit.
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Deadpool : Hey, come back guys! We only want to kill you a little bit!
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Deadpool : Bring the noise!
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Deadpool : Two extra slices for just 9.99!
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Deadpool : OH SHIT! He's throwing the Tubbies at me again! I LOVE THE TUBBIES!
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Deadpool : Hey, isn't that Gambit? What the heck is he doing here?
White Bubble : Trying to muscle in on our action. What a card!
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Deadpool : Mashed Braintatoes!
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Deadpool : [singing] We have momentum, we have momentum. Now we should USE IT!
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Cable : [commenting Deadpool's post on Twert] Idiot! You killed another clone!
Deadpool : [commenting Deadpool's post on Twert] Shut it, Summers! Are you texting from the future?
Cable : [commenting Deadpool's post on Twert] Yes! Don't believe me? Check the label on his back!
Deadpool : [commenting Deadpool's post on Twert] It says, "Made in China. Machine wash. Cold only."
Cable : [commenting Deadpool's post on Twert] The *other* label.
Deadpool : [commenting Deadpool's post on Twert] Uuuugh! This is another goddamn clone!
Cable : [commenting Deadpool's post on Twert] You also completely forgot to rescue Rogue! By the way, she's about to be tortured and killed by Blockbuster in some kind of arena.
Deadpool : [commenting Deadpool's post on Twert]
[howling]
Deadpool : Shit!
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Deadpool : Being upside down is fun!
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Yellow Bubble : Yowza! Rogue is MESSED UP.
White Bubble : She needs to absorb our healing factor through... skin contact
Yellow Bubble : YESSSS!
Deadpool : Rogue. There's no time to explain, but we've gotta suck face like there's no tomorrow.
Deadpool : [Rogue slaps him] Ohh, I'll be gentle little darling
Deadpool : [Rogue grabs him and pulls him offscreen] HEY!
Yellow Bubble : [kissing noises are heard] HOLY SHIT!
White Bubble : Is that even legal?
Deadpool : [Still offscreen] Rogue! Baby! You're sucking too much of my... uhhh!
White Bubble : OHHH, MY!
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Deadpool : [after collecting ammo; to the player] See these? These are bullets. I need these.
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Deadpool : [after sneakily killing an enemy with his swords; with a French accent] I like to think of myself as an artist.
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Deadpool : [dying] Low on energy, but full of vitamin C!