To Boldly Flee (2012 Video)

Joe Vargas: Angry Joe

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Quotes 

• Angry Joe : [beams onboard Terl's ship during his speech]  Excuse me. Which one of you is the tactical weapons officer?

  [Terl and Zod point to the minion on the right. Angry Joe shoots the tactical weapons officer, smiles and beams back to the Exit Strategy] 

• The Nostalgia Critic : Engineering, does the transporter still work?

  C.R. : Yeah, but I'm afraid that the transporter is very badly damaged. I can only put rough coordinates in and I'm afraid I can only beam in two at a time right now.

  The Nostalgia Critic : Joe, would you like to shoot something?

  Angry Joe : Why yes, Critic. Yes I would.

  The Nostalgia Critic : Good. I have a plan. Let me get my battle armor on. Something... dreddful.

  MarzGurl : [hesitantly]  You mean...

  The Nostalgia Critic : Oh, yeah. Meet me in Engineering.

  JesuOtaku : Wait, Critic! I have invented these...

  [shows off power-enhancing gloves] 

  JesuOtaku : JesuOtaku: power-enhancing energy gloves. They increase your body strength by twelve hundred percent. I shall demonstrate on... Paw Paw!

  [pushes Paw Paw and he goes flying] 

  The Nostalgia Critic : Okay, I think I like this crazy Otaku.

  [takes the gloves from JesuOtaku] 

  The Nostalgia Critic : All right, Joe. Meet me in Engineering. Everyone else,

  [gestures toward viewscreen] 

  The Nostalgia Critic : act like you're still listening to him.

  Turrell : [crew turns mute button off]  ... perchance to cream...

  [Zod stands next to Terl looking disgusted]