Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

Ri¢hie Ri¢h (2012)

Doug Walker: Nostalgia Critic

Quotes 

• Van Dough : Shit.

  Nostalgia Critic : There's your PG-rating, folks.

• Nostalgia Critic : Don't you just love early CGI technology that tries to look hip, but instead gives you diarrhea of fear?

• Professor Keenbean : [With a mouth full of food]  My inventions!

  Nostalgia Critic : What?

  [the line is repeated] 

  Nostalgia Critic : Mayan vengeance?

  [the line is repeated] 

  Nostalgia Critic : Mighty pensions?

  [the line is repeated] 

  Nostalgia Critic : Ma's infections?

  [the line is repeated] 

  Nostalgia Critic : Marty's steakhouse?

  [the line is repeated] 

  Nostalgia Critic : CHEEEW!

• Nostalgia Critic : The token black kid, the token fat kid, the token cool kid, and the token girl... kid.

• Nostalgia Critic : Okay... I'm not gonna lie, that was pretty bad-ass.

• [when the kids enter a room in the mansion that is a McDonald's restaurant] 

  Nostalgia Critic : I believe that's bad screenwriting for "Insert your plug here."

  [the screen fades to black for a commercial] 

  Nostalgia Critic : No, goddamn it!