Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

The Belchies (2012)

Eugene Mirman: Gene Belcher

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Quotes 

• Gene : Look what we found with our metal detector. Another metal detector!

• Linda : Is your penis all right?

  Bob : It's fine.

  Gene : Mine's a nightmare, if anyone's wondering.

• Gene : [licking machinery in the taffy factory]  I can taste all the flavors from the past sixty years. I can taste the Korean War.

  Andy : I taste rust.

  Ollie : I taste Andy's spit.

• Tina : Brr, it sure is cold in here. I wish some strong, chivalrous man would lend me his jacket, or his pants.

  [Gene throws his pants on Tina's head] 

  Tina : Ow.

  Gene : Wash 'em before you return 'em.

• Gene : China. Stick to noodles, am I right? Was that racist?

  Bob : Yes.

  Teddy : Little bit.

  Gene : Nah!

• Louise : [to Gene, who is crawling on the ground]  Gene, you don't have to do that. They locked the door.

  Gene : I know. My belly itches.

• Bob : I don't hear Louise! Where's Louise?

  Gene : She ditched us, and then she ditched us some more!

  Tina : The second time hurt the most.