- John: [lying on the couch in Judith's flat] She's not a lesbian.
- Judith: [typing] Oh, okay. So what would you call it, then if she's getting into bed with another woman?
- John: No, she's just not a lesbian. Whatever it is she's doing with this other woman, she's not... She just doesn't look like a lesbian. I know what lesbians look like. We have them on campus. They meet in Derwent Bar on Monday nights.
- Caroline: [answering her mobile, which has interrupted a snog with Kate] Hello.
- Gillian: [just getting out of the car, also on mobile] Right, so... The thing is, what size knickers does your mum wear? I mean, when I rang her, she couldn't tell me herself 'cause she was embarrassed 'cause me dad and Harry and Maurice were there with her, so...
- Caroline: [stuttering] Oh, I... I don't really... Uh... Could you, um... Uh...
- Gillian: Why don't I just...
- Kate: [mouthing] Who is it?
- Caroline: [whispering] It's Gillian.
- Gillian: Just buy a few different sorts and a few different sizes...
- Kate: [whispering] What does she want?
- Caroline: She wants to know what size knickers my mother wears.
- [last lines]
- Gillian: [on her settee with John, where they have both been drinking] I can't decide... if you're an evil git or if it's actually quite flattering and romantic that you'd go to such lengths and piss so many people off so massively just to have an excuse to come and see me.
- John: None of it. It wasn't... I didn't plan it. And I'm not horrible, just like you... said... about when Raff got annoyed with you. I'm just... disappointingly human.
- Gillian: [sighs and awkwardly strokes John's leg] Do you want to go upstairs?