Burn Notice (TV Series)
Best Laid Plans (2012)
Patton Oswalt: Calvin Schmidt
Quotes
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Michael Westen : Hey.
Sam Axe : Hey, yourself. Where is everybody?
Michael Westen : Fi and Jesse are doing a perimeter check, and Schmidt's making our travel arrangements.
Calvin Schmidt : [arguing with a contact on the phone] I'm... I'm actually trying to... I'm helping you by calling you a douchebag! Yes, I am! Yes, I am.
Michael Westen : Least he's trying to. I didn't think you'd be back.
Sam Axe : Well, I wasn't sure myself. So I went to see Elsa. Don't give me any crap about breaking protocol.
Michael Westen : No, Sam, I'm glad that you did.
Sam Axe : You should be, 'cause she's the one who convinced me to stick by you. She said if I abandoned my best friend, then I'm not the guy she fell in love with.
Michael Westen : I don't know what to say. Thanks.
Sam Axe : Don't thank me. 'Cause I told her we're not just running. As soon as we get someplace safe, we're gonna sit down and figure out a way to fix all of this. So please, Mike, don't make me a liar.
Michael Westen : I promise you I'll make this right. I don't know how, but I will make this right, Sam.