The Darkness and Tom Markos (2012)
Clayton Stocker Myers: Tom Markos
Quotes
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Tom Markos : Now. Do you think I could use your telephone?
Andy Miles : I'd have thought Satan, of all people, would have a cell phone.
Tom Markos : I really should have one. I keep putting it off and putting it off... I didn't even get a computer until like three years ago.
Amber Miles : It's not long distance, is it?
Tom Markos : It's to the 7th circle of Hell, so, yes.
Amber Miles : Just don't be on all night.
Tom Markos : Wonderful. I won't be but a minute. May I use your kitchen?
Amber Miles : Have at it.
Tom Markos : Oh! Would you happen to have a fax machine? After I phone my lawyer I'd like to send him the contract to look over.
Andy Miles : No. We don't have a fax machine.
Tom Markos : Nevermind. There's an OfficeMax on the way home.
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Andy Miles : What's Hell like?
Tom Markos : Hell is other people.
Andy Miles : Really?
Tom Markos : No, Andy. I was being rhetorical. It's not great. Ever see that Estus Pirkle movie?... Nevermind.