Parks and Recreation (TV Series)

Sex Education (2012)

Rashida Jones: Ann Perkins

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Quotes 

• Ann Perkins : Seniors can get pretty ornery.

  Andy Dwyer : I think that's pronounced horny.

• Leslie Knope : Let's pretend we're old people and ask Ann our most dirtiest questions. I'll start.

  Leslie Knope : [imitating an old lady]  I'm an old lady. Why do I need birth control? I haven't had my monthly since LBJ was president.

  Ann Perkins : Well with the elderly, we're not so much worried about pregnancy, we're worried about disease.

  Andy Dwyer : Do pubic hairs get longer the older you get?

  Ann Perkins : I don't think so.

  Andy Dwyer : Because it's happening to me.

  Donna Meagle : Where can I get lube that is healthy?

  Andy Dwyer : I rolled my testicles with my jazzy scooter.

  Leslie Knope : I say you look good, nursy. I want to jump on that caboose. Choo choo!

  Ann Perkins : [pointing to Donna]  You should never eat lube.

  Ann Perkins : [pointing to Andy]  You need to see a doctor immediately.

  Ann Perkins : [pointing to Leslie]  And I'm sorry sir, but you need to be under 40 to ride this train.