- Laura: It's nice to meet you again.
- Danielle Harris: Again?
- Laura: Yeah, we met at the Rock N Shock convention, remember? Adam got all creepy and up in your face and his t-shirt smelled so bad that when
- [Adam picks her up and twirls her around once to distract her]
- Laura: WEEEEE!... what was I talking about?
- Kane Hodder: You know what this reminds me of? Monster Mania. Remember it was you, me, Mick Garris, Dee Wallace, Danny Trejo, Bill Moseley, Sid Haig, and that six foot eight Nigerian lady boy- that was crazy! Who was on the bottom, Berryman?
- Danielle Harris: I don't think so... was it Berryman?
- Kane Hodder: No, no, no, it was Angus Scrimm!
- Danielle Harris: Ohhh! Angus Scrimm!
- Adam: I've been dreaming about this ever since I saw Halloween IV.
- Danielle Harris: I was ten.
- Adam: Right, but I- I was ten, when I saw it... so we were both... there wasn't anything inappropriate about it. I think a lot of ten year olds find other ten year olds incredibly sexy...
- Danielle Harris: -Stop talking!
- [Oderus Urungus emerges from the closet]
- Oderus Urungus: Hey, Adam!
- Adam: No, no, no, not tonight! You gotta go, right now, go!
- Oderus Urungus: But I haven't seen you all day!
- Adam: We'll hang out tomorrow. Come on, go!
- Oderus Urungus: But you promised that you would shave my back tonight!
- Adam: I'll do... No, I didn't, you just made that up!
- Oderus Urungus: Yes. But will you, though?
- Oderus Urungus: She's in the bathroom, right?
- Adam: Yes!
- Oderus Urungus: Try not to imagine her pooping... when you're hitting it! Just ruined it for you, didn't I?
- Joe: You're not dating. She's flirting with you. There is a difference.
- Lance Rockett: No, no, no. Not in my book. If someone in the audience keeps their eyes on me for an entire song I consider that lucky individual to be Lance's next rocket launcher - WOO!
- Danielle Harris: What are you talking about, Boo?
- Adam: And don't call me "Boo". That's what Corri used to call me. And if I can't be her "Boo"... then I don't wanna be a "Boo."
- Danielle Harris: You're gonna regret this for the rest of your life.
- Corri: [Stepping in front of Adam and taking his hand] No he won't.
- Nicolo: Oh, kid- I'll do whatever. Like while you're shooting or editing, I'll be the one to run to Dunkin's for you. I'll always make sure your ice box is stocked with Strawberry Quik and scratch tickets galore. I'll steal a spoiler for your car. Kid, you can bang my sister. She's a little slow, looks like she got hit with a sack of nickels, but whatever you need Nicolo's got your back!