Quotes
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Oderus Urungus : Adam, there is great power in not taking responsibility for yourself. Blame your parents. Blame heavy metal music. Blame violent video games. But don't EVER take responsibility for your own actions.
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Adam : Dude! You ate my cat?
Oderus Urungus : No one else was going to eat Nigel Carruthers. British food all tastes like cardboard.
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[a blob is running amok in town]
Oderus Urungus : Dude! Have you seen what's going on outside?
Adam : What if I told you I knew who was... sort of responsible for it?
Oderus Urungus : Call the police or the military and report that asshole!
Adam : What if that someone was... my friends and I?
Oderus Urungus : Pretend you never saw it. And if they catch you, blame the others! Settle for a plea bargain. By the time they get out of jail, they'll have found God and learned how to forgive you.
