Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

Bad Tina (2012)

Eugene Mirman: Gene Belcher

Quotes 

• Gene : No one blackmails our sister but us!

  Louise : Yeah! Messing with Tina is a privilege, not a right!

• Gene : [about Tina's erotic friends fiction]  You should do one with the janitor and the principal. Their babies would be beautiful.

  Tina : I did, and they're not.

• Gene : Does margarita mix have alcohol in it?

  Louise : No. Mom uses it to fill the hummingbird feeder.

• Louise : Tammy just farted!

  Gene : Augh! My ears can smell it!

• Gene : And when you're done here, clean my litter box. And don't tell mom and dad about my litter box.

• Tina : Please don't tell mom and dad.

  Louise : Oh, we won't. But it'll cost ya.

  Gene : Ten thousand dollars!

  Louise : Or, you do all our chores for a month.

  Gene : Ooh, even better!

• Louise : It's like watching two monkeys at the puberty zoo.

  Gene : What is wrong with her face? Did her eyes get a flu shot?

• Gene : To the cafeteria to save Tina, and get me another brownie!