Parks and Recreation (TV Series)
Leslie vs. April (2012)
Amy Poehler: Leslie Knope
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Quotes
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April Ludgate : Well, I'm sorry, but lot 48 is the only one that works. And I'm definitely bringing it up at the next city council meeting.
Leslie Knope : April, please, I beg of you, I will do anything to keep you from doing that.
April Ludgate : OK. Saw off your pinky toe.
Leslie Knope : No.
April Ludgate : Shave your head.
Leslie Knope : No.
April Ludgate : Have sex with Jerry.
Leslie Knope : No.
April Ludgate : Well, I tried to be reasonable.
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Leslie Knope : Ron, thank you for agreeing to see me.
Ron Swanson : I didn't. You just walked in here and started talking.