Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For (2012)

Miley Cyrus: Missi

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Quotes 

• Missi : You must be Jake. I'm sleeping in your room.

  Jake Harper : God bless America.

• Missi : Would you be offended if I popped the girls out?

  Walden Schmidt : What?

  Missi : You know, get a little color on Kim and Khloé?

  [she is referring to having Walden rub suntan lotion on her breasts] 

• Walden Schmidt : So, your dad tells me your your thinking about relocating?

  Missi : Well, to be honest with you, I'm not really sure what I wanna do. I could always keep working as a dental assistant. You know, that person that sucks the spit out of your mouth with that little wet vac and then gives you the free toothbrush and a lollipop? You do know what the lollipop's for right?

  Walden Schmidt : Well, I'm assuming...

  Missi : Repeat business. You know, if it were up to me, I'd just give them a caramel apple or taffy or something. Pull their teeth right out of their little heads. Now that's how you make money off children. Well, that and baby beauty pageants.

  Walden Schmidt : Right. So you mean there's a lot...

  Missi : Do you have a girlfriend?

  Walden Schmidt : No, I do not. I just went through a breakup.

  Missi : Oh, you poor baby. I am so sorry. Could you put some suntan lotion on my back?

  Walden Schmidt : Uh, sure.

  [Walden takes the spray can of suntan lotion, Missi turns around and he sprays her, then stops, she turns around shocked that he stopped spraying her] 

  Missi : Well, don't forget to rub-a-dub-dub.

  Walden Schmidt : Rub-a-dub-dub?

  Missi : Yeah, you gotta rub it in.

  Walden Schmidt : Oh. Yeah, okay.