- The Warehouse team uncovers a lead on a cache of artifacts stolen from Warehouse 12 by the infamous pirate, Roaring Dan Seavey.
- "Warehouse 13" - "Lost and Found" - June 24, 2013
It was a dark and stormy night as Myka searches the internet for information about ovarian cancer. Pete wakes up and asks why she's up. She reminisces about their first night together. She tells him about the cancer and he freaks out. Except that his reaction is just a dream, she doesn't tell him anything.
Claudia and Nick return late night from a good time out. And then Artie arrives and says he has an important ping. He sends Nick to bed. Artie wants her to find a place for him to stay. He tells Pete and Myka they have to go right now, they have a chance to get back a bunch of artifacts stolen from Warehouse 12 by pirates, led by Roaring Dan, who killed an agent David Luca.
Artie has a piece of a puzzle box that if he gets the other half he'll find where the pirate put his stash. He has found a dealer in upstate New York with the other half that will sell it to him if they can get their in five hours.
The next morning Jinks gives Claudia a hard time about being out late with Nick at a concert. She asks what's wrong. Jinks says Nick has been lying since he arrived three days ago. He tells her to be careful around him. She notes he's 15, homeless, and mistrustful. He just tells her to keep her eyes open. She says she will. Nick of course hears this whole exchange. He then goes to meet Charlotte who is his mother. She gives him an untraceable cell phone and a gun to continue his undercover work. (He's also British.)
Nick confronts Jinks about calling him a liar. He says it's true and he apologizes and says people are not usually nice to me and that he's used to lying, stealing and getting beat up. Jinks says that's the first honest thing he's said. Nick hugs him and offers to buy him lunch. Jinks says he's got paperwork to do.
Nick goes to Claudia and says he and Jinks just "got into it something fierce" and he wants to get away from him since he never believes anything he says.
Claudia gets an intruder alert on her laptop and she and Jinks head to the Warehouse. As they arrive, Jinks assumes it's Nick. Claudia defends him. Jinks thinks the Bronze sector would be a god hiding place since the people there are alive and are giving off a faint heat signature just like a real intruder.
Jinks calls Claudia and is startled by an intruder. Claudia hears him say "you're dead, she killed you!" Claudia runs to find him and is confronted by the thought to be dead Marcus, killed by Claudia's hand. Marcus chases Claudia. He says he bronzed Jinks. Claudia whips some sort of fireworks artifact at Marcus and escapes and attempts to unbronze Steve. "Marcus" comes to look at her and morphs into Nick.
In her pocket Claudia finds a shimmering magnet. Nick whammied her and Jinks with Franz Mesmer's magnets, slipping them into their pockets when he hugged them. He fooled Claudia into thinking that she was seeing Jinks when it was really him, fooling her into letting him into the Warehouse. Claudia and Jinks unwhammy themselves and Claudia can't believe she trusted him and now he's loose in the Warehouse. He pulls a zapgun on her. He wants to unbronze someone, someone dangerous. His name is Paracelsus and was bronzed in 1541, and he knows he's dangerous but he says Claudia will understand later. He zaps her and unbronzes Paracelsus. He recognizes Nick and asks the year, he can't believe it's 2013. He realizes he's it the Warehouse. He sees Claudia on the ground and says if she's from the Warehouse she's dangerous and must be dealt with with.
Artie, Pete, and Myka meet the artifact dealer in Buffalo. It turns out that it's Charlotte and she knows who they are. She has the puzzle box half. She wants to monologue like a villain, Artie just wants to buy the piece. She doesn't want money, she wants Roaring Dan's treasure. So she basically smoked them out to get the other half of the puzzle box She wants to partner up and split the treasure 50/50. Artie wants to shake on it but Pete and Myka know she's not to be trusted. Artie argues to keep their enemies closer. Artie shakes on it.
Charlotte texts Nick and says she's partnered up. Nick responds he's about to "start" whatever he is supposed to do.
Pete and Myka goof off a bit and Pete says "what would I do without you?" Again she fantasizes about telling him she has cancer and him freaking out.
Artie puts the puzzle pieces together. There are longitude and latitude numbers on it. The box closes up. It appears to be a one shot deal.
They head to a cemetery to find the treasure. Or whatever Dan has buried there. They find a headstone that might offer a clue. When they find it Charlotte tazes them and takes off with the info.
They recover and head to a nearby waterfall on which there is a power company. They head into the control room and the meters resemble the clue. They touch one and a door opens. But it looks like Charlotte has already been there, she killed her own henchman and left him behind.
They find Roaring Dan's hidden room and it looks like Charlotte hasn't been there. They find his bones in a bed nearby.
Myka runs into Charlotte and in their tussle Charlotte says she didn't kill her man, someone else did and that they are not the only ones down there.
Back in Roaring Dan's room a smoke monster attacks Artie and Pete, only Artie hitting a bell and Pete making noise sends the smoke monster away, back under the rug.
They figure out the smoke monster is protecting the treasure. They find a hatch under the rug. In the hatch they find the crate of missing Warehouse 12 artifacts. Charlotte pockets one. She then accidentally grabs some treasure and the smoke monster attacks her. They make noise but it doesn't work, the monster snaps her neck. (Pete and Artie note that there is something up with Myka.) They figure out the smoke monster is the ghost of Roaring Dan, having used an artifact to keep protecting his treasure after his death. They notice one artifact is missing. They realize Roaring Dan's skeleton is holding it.
As Artie grabs the artifact, Pete is supposed to hit the bell and Myka is to bag it. But the minute he touches it the smoke monster appears and simultaneously attacks all three of them. Charlotte arrives and bags the artifact and saves them all. She is not dead.
It turns out she can't die. She reveals she is the countess of St. Germain, aka Sutton's wife. She tells them she saved them because they were the first Warehouse agents to ever risk their own lives to save hers. She shows them what she stole, the philosopher's stone. The stone has many powers but the one that matters to her is that if she can find the other half it will make her mortal. They wonder why she would want this. She points out all the drawbacks to immortality: watching all the people you know dying, not getting close to people, loneliness. She points out the worst thing: Nick, her son is also immortal, he has been 15 for 500 years. She calls immortality his prison. She wants him to have a real life, to fall in love, grow old and die.
Myka freaks out a little bit talking about death and how it can be ugly, messy, and painful. Pete finally confronts her and forces it out of her. His response is measured and sweet, he simply hugs her.
Jinks calls Artie and tells them to get back to the Warehouse pronto: Paracelsus-- a famous alchemist-- has bronzed Claudia and taken off with Nick.
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