It's the beginning of the semester and Milo is already in trouble with his friends Sandy, Floze and Deb. Mocked for his lame pick-up lines, Milo makes a bet his method can get a date before anyone else in the group.
While recruiting Milo to be her sorority's "project boy," Sandy opens up an old argument with Deb over the sorority. Sandy convinces Deb to come to one meeting, where she meets Renee, the reigning she-devil of Kappa Kappa Kappa.
After a chance encounter with a freegan, Floze embraces the lifestyle of a "jobless urban forager." Days into his new way of life, he subjects Milo, Deb and Sandy to it and finds himself ostracized from the group.
Sandy unwittingly hooks up with an avid live action role-player, named David, while he's "in character." Completely turned off by David, she schemes to only be around him when he's "Mowgar, Dwarven Champion of Fae Run."
Deb has a new man in her life, and it's not Milo. But he looks like Milo, talks like Milo, dresses like Milo and even has the same major as Milo. Floze encourages Milo to take the high road with a mature response.
Floze has a girlfriend? And she's from Sandy's sorority? The group has no idea how to handle Floze's new squeeze: bumbling freshman Laura. But does Laura have any idea how to handle Floze?
Sandy's little brother Blaire is in town to get the college experience. But after being abandoned with his sister's friends, Deb, Milo and Floze are about to get the Blaire experience.
Cut off by his parents, a desperate Milo is talked into flipping a new video game system on launch day by Floze. But their plans are complicated by the LARPers, who are already in line with Renee?
Crushed that his favorite sandwich shop has switched the way it slices cheese, Floze organizes a protest to let his views be known. But a rival group with their own grievances against the shop shows up and tries to hijack his movement.
Milo attempts to regroup the gang just in time for their bocce league's playoffs, but finds Deb annoyed with him, Floze unresponsive and Sandy distracted by her new roommate: "Nazi" Nancy.
Refusing to fall victim to the soggy slice, Floze schemes to bring a toaster into the dorms past an R.A. who plays by his own set of rules. Milo, Deb and Sandy find themselves recruited for the greatest heist in school history.