Suburgatory (TV Series)

Chinese Chicken (2013)

Natalie Floyd: Stephanie

Quotes 

• Tessa Altman : [Addressing "football girlfriends" making banners for pep rally]  I'm sure there are all sorts of things you girls wish you could do, but you can't, because you're here. You know what's better than being here?

  Stephanie : There's nothing better! She's drunk! I smell alcohol on her breath!

  Tessa Altman : Well, it's called

  [standing on a chair] 

  Tessa Altman : GOING HOME! I didn't want to get on a soap-box, but I am on one. Girls! Your needs are just as important as football players. Look at Stephanie here. She's hungry. She wants to go out for a slice.

  Stephanie : How did she know that?

  Tessa Altman : And you. What's your name?

  Joan : I'm Derek's girlfriend.

  Tessa Altman : What is your name, child?

  Joan : I... wanna say... Joan.

  Tessa Altman : I bet you do! You look like a Joan.