The Ridiculous 6 (2015)
Rob Schneider: Ramon
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Quotes
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Ramon : So, do you new brothers have any special skills that could help us out here tonight?
Chico : Like what?
Ramon : Like you know, Tommy's good with knives, Lil Pete's got a bonus nipple, I got a burro, Herm is good at strangling.
Danny : I can hold my breath for six minutes.
Chico : Well, I can play the piano with my dick.
Tommy aka White Knife : Well, we're unstoppable then.
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Lil' Pete : Hey, friend. Need any help getting her out?
Ramon : She's not really stuck, amigo. She's just a diversion.
Lil' Pete : She's a virgin? I'm a virgin, too... unless you count cantaloupes.
Ramon : I believe that, but she's a diversion to keep the banker busy so that my brother has time to rob the bank.
Lil' Pete : You're robbing the bank? Gall dang!
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Ramon : My mother's Swedish.
Tommy aka White Knife : I don't think so. I reckon she's Mexican.
Ramon : Lying bitch!
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Tommy aka White Knife : Any of you handsome brothers ready to go steal a big hunk of gold?
Chico : I'm ready.
Ramon : I'm hungry.
Danny : I'm drunk.
Lil' Pete : And I'm Lil Pete.
Herm : [unintelligible]
Tommy aka White Knife : Let's get that nugget then...
