The Ridiculous 6 (2015)

Luke Wilson: Danny

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Quotes 

• Ramon : So, do you new brothers have any special skills that could help us out here tonight?

  Chico : Like what?

  Ramon : Like you know, Tommy's good with knives, Lil Pete's got a bonus nipple, I got a burro, Herm is good at strangling.

  Danny : I can hold my breath for six minutes.

  Chico : Well, I can play the piano with my dick.

  Tommy aka White Knife : Well, we're unstoppable then.

• Danny : That is some mystical shit!

• [Danny tells his brothers the incident with President Lincoln] 

  Danny : Mr. President, say, I'm gonna go hit the little boy's room.

  Abraham Lincoln : Are you shitting me?

  Danny : Come on, you'll be fine superstar. Can I get you something on the way back? Agua? Brewski?

  Abraham Lincoln : No.

  Danny : Alright. Fair enough, I'll be back in two.

  John Wilkes Booth : [running into one another in the hall]  Where's the president's box?

  Danny : John Wilkes Booth, the actor?

  John Wilkes Booth : Yeah.

  Danny : No way, man! Big fan! You wanna say hi to the president? He'd get a real kick out of that. Last door on the left.

  John Wilkes Booth : Thank you!

  Danny : Really cool. Wow, love that guy!

  Danny : [Danny is pooping when he hears a gunshot fired and women screaming]  Abe!

• Tommy aka White Knife : Any of you handsome brothers ready to go steal a big hunk of gold?

  Chico : I'm ready.

  Ramon : I'm hungry.

  Danny : I'm drunk.

  Lil' Pete : And I'm Lil Pete.

  Herm : [unintelligible] 

  Tommy aka White Knife : Let's get that nugget then...

• Danny : I did a real stupid thing that inadvertently led to the death of a United States president, I'm feeling pretty lousy about it.

  Frank Stockburn : Well son, look at my eyes... Shit happens!

  Danny : Yeah. Thanks. Thank you, sir.