The Ridiculous 6 (2015)
Terry Crews: Chico
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Quotes
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Ramon : So, do you new brothers have any special skills that could help us out here tonight?
Chico : Like what?
Ramon : Like you know, Tommy's good with knives, Lil Pete's got a bonus nipple, I got a burro, Herm is good at strangling.
Danny : I can hold my breath for six minutes.
Chico : Well, I can play the piano with my dick.
Tommy aka White Knife : Well, we're unstoppable then.
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Tommy aka White Knife : [Running between base plates] Where you going, nobody hit it.
Abner DoubleDay : I stole the base. You weren't looking so I stole it.
Chico : You said you could only advance after you hit the ball!
Abner DoubleDay : Not when you're stealing.
Short Stop : That's bullshit.
Abner DoubleDay : OK, Short Stop.
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Tommy aka White Knife : Any of you handsome brothers ready to go steal a big hunk of gold?
Chico : I'm ready.
Ramon : I'm hungry.
Danny : I'm drunk.
Lil' Pete : And I'm Lil Pete.
Herm : [unintelligible]
Tommy aka White Knife : Let's get that nugget then...
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Frank Stockburn : Boy, you got your mom's muscles. You a prizefighter?
Chico : No, actually, I'm a... piano player.
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Abner DoubleDay : Let's play ball. Welcome, my friends, to the first ever playing of a new sport. A sport of my own devising. On this field, two ten-person teams will engage in a battle of... Yes, Qi?
Qi : Only 18 people here.
Abner DoubleDay : Two nine-person teams will engage in a battle of strength, speed, and strategy. One team will go out onto the field to play defense while the other team will take turns hitting this ball... with a stickie.
Chico : What are you gonna call this game?
Abner DoubleDay : What else? Stickie McSchnickens. Now your goal, ball thrower, is to get the ball past me two times without my hitting it. Fire when ready.
