Criminal Minds (TV Series)

Magnum Opus (2013)

Kirsten Vangsness: Penelope Garcia

Quotes 

• Derek Morgan : What's up, baby girl?

  Penelope Garcia : I'm worried about Reid.

  Derek Morgan : I am, too.

  Penelope Garcia : What do you think he's doing?

  Derek Morgan : I think he's taking the time that Hotch gave him.

  Penelope Garcia : I get it. He's sad. He should be sad, but... I... I was so worried, and... and when someone I love is hurting, it's like I hurt, too, which I know is super co-dependent, but it's just how I roll, and I feel like I should be doing something and I... I don't know what it is.

  Derek Morgan : All right, slow down. All right? Just slow down.

  Penelope Garcia : Could you call him?

  Derek Morgan : I have. He's just not ready to talk to anybody right now.

  Penelope Garcia : I-I need to hear his voice. It's impairing my ability to work.

• Jennifer Jareau : Thought I'd check on Spence on my way into work.

  Penelope Garcia : Yeah, me too.

  Jennifer Jareau : Are these all from you?

  Penelope Garcia : Maybe.

  Jennifer Jareau : What's in that one?

  Penelope Garcia : Mixed nuts and seeds. I'm trying to think of something that will help him feel better, so I went Reid-like and I did a bunch of research and it turns out that nuts and seeds have naturally occurring magnesium, and magnesium influences the production of serotonin, which is the happy-happy-joy-joy chemical in your brain. I don't know.

• Jennifer Jareau : [outside Reid's apartment]  Spence? Listen, if you're in there, we just want to know if you're all right.

  Penelope Garcia : Knock twice if you're conscious.

  [they hear two knocks] 

  Penelope Garcia : Is he ever gonna be okay?

  Jennifer Jareau : Eventually.

  Jennifer Jareau : [louder voice to Spencer]  And he knows we're all here for him, no matter what.

  Penelope Garcia : Yeah, what she said.

• Penelope Garcia : Office of omnipotence. How may I dazzle you?

  Aaron Hotchner : Garica, I need information on the latest victim Aimee Fortner.

  Penelope Garcia : Information is my favorite way to dazzle, sir! So sparkly!

• Penelope Garcia : Ladies and gents, the Golden State awaits. Meet who is formerly Gary Porter. He was found dead outside a San Francisco nightclub last night, and Pamela Hurd, she was found near a cable car stop in San Francisco's Mission district.

  Jennifer Jareau : They were both found wrapped in clear plastic.

  Derek Morgan : It says here they were dead only a few hours before they were found, and that's not long enough for the elements to have made them that pale.

  Penelope Garcia : 'Cause that's where we enter the town of Weirdville on the corner of eww and icky icky. Both victims were almost completely drained of their blood. Less than a pint left.

  Alex Blake : He's exsanguinating them.

  Aaron Hotchner : While they were still alive.

  Derek Morgan : Well, it might be utilitarian. He needs them alive so they can pump out the blood themselves.

  David Rossi : Draining a body like that is extremely hard to do. Once the heart stops pumping, it's difficult to continue to extract the blood.

  Alex Blake : So the question is how is he doing it?

  Penelope Garcia : Oh, I wish you wouldn't ask that, 'cause now I've gotta show this picture.

  Aaron Hotchner : There are large bore holes in the femoral artery of each victim.

  Jennifer Jareau : Our unsub could have medical knowledge.

  Aaron Hotchner : It's possible. We'll know more when we get there. Wheels up in thirty.