- Frank Vichtenstein: Now, if I mix these chromosomes with these isotopes and these molecules...
- [gasp]
- Frank Vichtenstein: ... that's... insane! Insane enough to work!
- Frank Vichtenstein: [Frank Vichtenstein discovers Ug in the woods eating a severed arm] Ug, what are you doing? You don't go around murdering people at night, you're English! It's just not cricket old chap!
- Frank Vichtenstein: [Ug places a potty on his head] No, that's silly! I shall have no silliness in my laboratory, or I shall be forced to fetch my nucleonic photon destructo-ray!