Mick Jagger: Self

Quotes 

• David Letterman : All right, here we go, ladies and gentlemen. Top Ten Things I, Mick Jagger, have learned after 50 years in rock and roll. Are you ready? I'm ready. Here we go. Number 10.

  Mick Jagger : Nobody wants to hear anything from your new album.

  David Letterman : All right, all right. Number Nine.

  Mick Jagger : Never take relationship advice from Phil Spector.

  David Letterman : Number Eight.

  Mick Jagger : Before you shout, "Hi, Seattle", make sure you're in Seattle.

  David Letterman : Number Seven.

  Mick Jagger : You don't earn a cent when someone does a song about having "Moves Like Jagger."

  David Letterman : Number Six.

  Mick Jagger : Everybody you meet after you become famous is only interested in you as a person.

  David Letterman : Number Five.

  Mick Jagger : Song royalties are great, but even they can't match the guaranteed cash flow from a reverse mortgage.

  David Letterman : Number Four.

  Mick Jagger : A good way to keep yourself entertained is to sign every tenth autograph "Doris Goldblatt."

  David Letterman : Number Three.

  Mick Jagger : Be considerate of other hotel guests- trash your room by 10 PM.

  David Letterman : Number Two.

  Mick Jagger : You can't always get what you want- like a good joke on the Top Ten List.

  David Letterman : That's right, that's exactly right. And now, the Number One thing I, Mick Jagger, have learned after 50 years in rock and roll.

  Mick Jagger : You start out playing rock 'n' roll so you can have sex and do drugs, but you end up doing drugs so you can still play rock 'n' roll and have sex.