Jaren Garff: Jaren

Quotes 

• Barry : Hey you-, you cheated!

  Jaren : No, I did not!

  Barry : Yeah you did, you so cheated!

  Jaren : I did not!

• Jaren : Are you guys kidding me? He's like... the best singer ever! Tens times better than Michael Jackson!

  Barry : Yeah, if you're a babe...

  Jaren : Well, excuse me for being a babe!

  Barry : ...Without a life.

  Jaren : Without a life!

  Barry : Turn that off before I puke all over myself.

  Jaren : No! No.

• Travis : Do you have Bieber Fever or something?

  Jaren : No!

  Barry : He does. He definitely does.

  Travis : He does.

  Barry : Worse than me.

  Travis : He does! Okay...

  Jaren : [Stands up]  What? No!

• Barry : [Leaning lit match close to Justin Bieber's signature]  Okay, her we go. Jaren...

  Travis : Jaren...

  Barry : Jaren...

  Travis : Jaren...

  Barry : JAREN.

  Travis : No more Justin Bieber for you?

  Barry : No more Justin Bieber for you?

  Travis : No more "Baby"?

  Barry : None?

  Travis : No more Bieber Fever?

  Barry : NONE?

  Jaren : [Whimpering]  Uh huh! Uh huh!

  Barry : Okay!

  Travis : Okay.

  [Starts blowing out the burning part of the paper] 

  Barry : Okay!

• Barry : Okay, you can choose any song...

  Travis : Yeah.

  Barry : Any song except...

  Jaren : [Plays "Hoedown Throwdown"] 

  Barry : -Except that song.

• Barry : I'm so gonna win this.

  Travis : Ah, are you sure?

  Barry : I am... totally positive!

  Travis : Are you sure?

  Barry : [Picks up chocolate coin]  This is gonna be in my stomach soon!

  Travis : Nu uh! No!

  Barry : Yeah it is!

  Travis : No.

  Barry : It is... well, not the wrapping, but... nevermind. 'Kay, I'm, I'm...

  Travis : Alright. You know what?

  Barry : Just put down your cards.

  Travis : [Puts down cards] 

  Barry : YES!

  [Slams down cards] 

  Travis : Oh my gosh!

  Jaren : Ah Ha Ha!

  Barry , Travis : NO!

  Jaren : [Grabs all the chocolate coins]  Come to papa!

  Barry , Travis : NO! NO! NO!

  Jaren : I win!

  Barry : NO! NO YOU DON'T!