Hot Tub Time Machine 2 (2015)

Clark Duke: Jacob

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Quotes 

• Adam Jr. : Jacob is my cousin, and Uncle Lou...

  Lou : Don't you ever call me that.

  Adam Jr. : ...is my uncle! And they came here in a... uh... what was it?

  Lou , Nick , Jacob : Hot Tub Time Machine.

  Jill : Oh, okay. So I guess you came here in a Hot Tub Time Machine, too.

  [Lou, Nick and Jacob stare into the camera] 

• Lou : Let's go check out the future strip club situation.

  Nick : High five.

  Jacob : Did you just say "high five" instead of high five-ing?

• Jacob : This has gotten bad, Lou. I mean bad like the part in Boogie Nights after Mark Wahlberg jerks off in the pickup truck.

  Jacob : I mean here we are with the greatest power the universe has to offer at our fingertips...

  Lou : Jacob, I know what you are going through.

  Jacob : Yeah, I know that you do.

  Lou : Look. You know all Dorchen men end up on a roof at some point in their lives. We party until we want to kill ourselves. My Dad did it, and your son will do it after you.

  Jacob : Even grandpappy Dorchen?

  [Lou nods his head] 

  Lou : Jumped off a roof. Survived. Died of syphilis.

  Lou : Jacob, how can we expect to find happiness anywhere in time if we just aren't happy people?

  Lou : We just do the best that we can!

  Lou : [Lou gives Jacob a hug] 

  Lou : Here comes the hug monster!

  [Jacob hugs Lou back] 

• Lou : We gotta make America happen bro.

  Nick : Ready for another dip?

  Jacob : [Jacob to Nick]  You're not going to be super welcome there but we should totally go.

• [Adam Sr. shot Lou in the head] 

  Adam : Don't listen to anything he says.

  Jacob : Adam?

  Nick : What the fuck? You shot Lou.

  Adam Jr. : Dad?

  Nick : What's going on?

  Adam : No time to explain. Follow me.

  Jacob : But where?

  Adam : Cincinnati.

  Adam Jr. : No! No! Dad, wait! Why did my Dad just kill Lou?

  Jacob : He probably had a good reason...