Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 (TV Series)
The Original B---- (2013)
Sarah Wright: Trish
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Quotes
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Tommy : When Chloe was eighteen, she came to New York, and moved into Apartment 23 with Trish.
Chloe : [in back-flash, Trish opens door to find young ingenue on her doorstep] HI, I'm Chloe!
Trish : Save it. No names. It will make it easier when you leave New York and run back to your parents' home crying because the city was too hard.
[taunting fake sobbing]
Trish : But, hey, at least the three weeks you last here will give you enough cocktail party material for the next ten years of your husband's dentist's functions.
[so that's where Chloe learned that line!]
Chloe : [flutters eyelids] I'm not running anywhere. I'm only afraid of one thing in this world, and since you aren't Steven Seagal's ponytail, it isn't you.
Trish : [realizes this is a match for her] Champagne?
Chloe : Okay!
[enters]
Tommy : [back in present day] Chloe and Trish hit it off.
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Chloe : [ten years ago, watching The Crank] You see that? That's what I wanna do.
Trish : You wanna be a dancer on The Crank?
June Colburn : [present time, eating snack:] I remember The Crank. I wasn't allowed to watch it, because my Mom thought I would get pregnant.
Chloe : [back-flash again] No, I don't wanna be a dancer. I wanna be the foot ho.
Trish : The what?
Chloe : The foot ho is the girl who sits at the host's feet, looks fabulous, gets all the camera time and throws a ton of attitude. I'm gonna unseat that foot ho.
Doris : [through next door window] Quiet! Do you know what time it is?
Trish : You better shut up, Doris!
Chloe : You better shut your face and shut the window, Doris!
Trish : Shut the window, Doris!
Chloe : Shut it, bitch!
[disgruntled old Doris slams her window shut]