Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 (TV Series)
The Original B---- (2013)
Ian Reed Kesler: Tommy
Quotes
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Tommy : When Chloe was eighteen, she came to New York, and moved into Apartment 23 with Trish.
Chloe : [in back-flash, Trish opens door to find young ingenue on her doorstep] HI, I'm Chloe!
Trish : Save it. No names. It will make it easier when you leave New York and run back to your parents' home crying because the city was too hard.
[taunting fake sobbing]
Trish : But, hey, at least the three weeks you last here will give you enough cocktail party material for the next ten years of your husband's dentist's functions.
[so that's where Chloe learned that line!]
Chloe : [flutters eyelids] I'm not running anywhere. I'm only afraid of one thing in this world, and since you aren't Steven Seagal's ponytail, it isn't you.
Trish : [realizes this is a match for her] Champagne?
Chloe : Okay!
[enters]
Tommy : [back in present day] Chloe and Trish hit it off.