Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 (TV Series)

The Original B---- (2013)

Carol Woodbury: Doris

Quotes 

• Chloe : [ten years ago, watching The Crank]  You see that? That's what I wanna do.

  Trish : You wanna be a dancer on The Crank?

  June Colburn : [present time, eating snack:]  I remember The Crank. I wasn't allowed to watch it, because my Mom thought I would get pregnant.

  Chloe : [back-flash again]  No, I don't wanna be a dancer. I wanna be the foot ho.

  Trish : The what?

  Chloe : The foot ho is the girl who sits at the host's feet, looks fabulous, gets all the camera time and throws a ton of attitude. I'm gonna unseat that foot ho.

  Doris : [through next door window]  Quiet! Do you know what time it is?

  Trish : You better shut up, Doris!

  Chloe : You better shut your face and shut the window, Doris!

  Trish : Shut the window, Doris!

  Chloe : Shut it, bitch!

  [disgruntled old Doris slams her window shut]