Jay Mohr: Chip Quackers
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Walter Featherbottom : The White Tiger team won last years race while barley breaking a sweat.
Chip Quackers : Yes indeed, let's talk about that but also let's see a bunch of dumb commercials.
Toto : Oh come on! They get too all excited and they crash this straight into a wall! Hey Mango?
Mango : Yeah?
Toto : Remember way back when we used to ride?
Mango : Heck yeah dude! You used to swerve everywhere zigzag crisscross applesauce all over the place! Just smoked everyone in the neighborhood.
Toto : For real, man I've could've gone pro! Just a turn here and a turn there and bam! I'd be chilling at the finish line. It's like when I won employee of the month, everybody said it was a fix. Because I was the only employee at the time.
Mango : Oh brother.
Toto : Well let me just tell you, there's a lot of haters in the world, couldn't let it slide on by and not let it affect you, slide on that's what I would do.
Mango : That was about ten years ago. Anyway, where's our next delivery?
Toto : Oh yeah let me see, next delivery. Check it out. Foot powder, foot spray, foot cream, foot lotion, what's wrong with all these peoples feet? Let me see this, wait a sec, pancake ahh, huh, super sleigh? Whoa! Ha ha ha!
Mango : What did you forget we had a super sleigh? Gosh, you loaded it twenty minutes ago remember man? Are you feeling okay?
Toto : I was so excited I forgot. Sorry about that, I've got a little emotional back there. But that's what champions do, that's how we roll.
Mango : Yeah, I do that all the time.
Toto : Well it's an honor, come on, let's do this thing, a ree ba. On delay.
Mango : Hey, stop taking sharp turns before by doing back flips.
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Pororo : Alright! I win! Huh?
Patty : No I'm the winner!
Pororo : Petty you too?
Poby : You too. No I won!
Pororo : No I won!
Chip Quackers : My name's Chip, Chip Quackers.
Walter Featherbottom : And I'm Walter Featherbottom on the display zone.
Poby : I'm sorry guys, it was an accident.
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Chip Quackers : Oh! Epic fail!
