"Parks and Recreation" Emergency Response (TV Episode 2013) Poster

(TV Series)

(2013)

Nick Offerman: Ron Swanson

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Mo Collins and Nick Offerman in Parks and Recreation (2009) Rob Lowe, Adam Scott, Rashida Jones, Jim O'Heir, Nick Offerman, and Aubrey Plaza in Parks and Recreation (2009) Rob Lowe, Adam Scott, Rashida Jones, Jim O'Heir, Nick Offerman, Retta, and Aubrey Plaza in Parks and Recreation (2009) Mo Collins and Nick Offerman in Parks and Recreation (2009) Mo Collins and Nick Offerman in Parks and Recreation (2009) Nick Offerman in Parks and Recreation (2009) Rashida Jones and Nick Offerman in Parks and Recreation (2009) Mo Collins and Nick Offerman in Parks and Recreation (2009) Adam Scott, Nick Offerman, Chris Pratt, Retta, and Aubrey Plaza in Parks and Recreation (2009) Nick Offerman and Jack Krizmanich in Parks and Recreation (2009) Nick Offerman in Parks and Recreation (2009) Nick Offerman and Retta in Parks and Recreation (2009)

Quotes 

  • Caller : Hi, my Yorkshire Terrier has chewed up the legs on my kitchen table. Is there a cheap way to repair that?

    Ron Swanson : Great question. Take a walnut and rub it into the legs of the table. That'll mask the scratches. Next thing you want to do is ditch the terrier and get yourself a proper dog. Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat and cats are pointless. Come to the gala. Next caller.

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