Not Quite Lyin' Eyes (2013)

H.T. Altman: Connor Long

Quotes 

• Connor Long : We used to have a good time, as kids, at family reunions, right?

  Stephanie : You pulled my braids. Smashed my doll. Put a spider down my back. You never let the girls play softball with the boys. And the year we had the reunion at the beach, you held my head underwater, and tried to peek into the girls' changing room.

  Connor Long : Aside from that?

• Lois Drake : What's your name?

  Jessie : Jessie.

  Lois Drake : What does he pay you in? Barbie dolls? Tricycles?

  Connor Long : Here, Jessie. One carton today, 'cuz we got interrupted. Get outta here.

  Lois Drake : Don't feel bad. He pays me in stretch marks.