Bloopers, Outtakes, and Stuff (TV Series)
Bieber Fever (2013)
Travis Neal: Self - Travis
Quotes
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Dallin Earl - Barry : I'm gonna win this. I'm gonna win this.
Travis Neal - Travis : Are you sure?
Dallin Earl - Barry : Yeah
[Looks the camera and points at his cards. Laughs]
Dallin Earl - Barry : No, screw it. Screw it.
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Rick Patterson - The Mailman : Um, hi, I have this here package for um-,
Travis Neal - Travis : SHUT UP!
[Towards "Jaren"]
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Rick Patterson - The Mailman : Check it out, YouTube
[Shows the computer screen with a picture of Justin Bieber and a printer error window to the camera]
Rick Patterson - The Mailman : I tried to print out that picture, but then that came up.
Travis Neal - Travis : But the printer is offline.
Rick Patterson - The Mailman : [Shows a bad Justin Bieber signature on a piece of paper] So, I made that! Yay! Justin Bieber while he's sleeping.
Dallin Earl - Barry : Justin Bieber's an idiot.
[laughs]
Dallin Earl - Barry : Okay!
Rick Patterson - The Mailman : And the other signature is when Justin Bieber's on crack, like he always is.
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Dallin Earl - Barry : Jaren, Jaren, Jaren.
[Tries to light a match. After three tries, the match is lit]
Dallin Earl - Barry : Finally! Jaren
[Starts lighting Justin Bieber's signature on fire]
Dallin Earl - Barry : Jaren.
Travis Neal - Travis : Jaren.
Dallin Earl - Barry : Jaren.
Travis Neal - Travis : Jaren.
Dallin Earl - Barry : JAREN.
[Flame gets too big]
Dallin Earl - Barry : JAREN!
["Travis" blows flame out]
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Dallin Earl - Barry : [Tries to light a match] UGH, YOU'RE THE BOY SCOUT! CAN YOU PLEASE GET THIS TO WORK?
Travis Neal - Travis : I, I NEVER EARNED MY-,
Dallin Earl - Barry : SHUT UP! Jaren...
Travis Neal - Travis : [laughs] I laughed. Dang it.
["Barry" tries to light the match again, accidentally breaking it]
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Dallin Earl - Barry : [Grabs "Jaren"'s iPod out of his hand while he's being tied to a chair and being gagged] Gimme this!
Travis Neal - Travis : Just turn it off! Just, just, shoot it shoot it!
Dallin Earl - Barry : Augh! I forgot my gun.
[Walks toward "Jaren"]
Dallin Earl - Barry : Here, I got this. You go take of that.
[Takes the rag and whips "Jaren", which actually hurts him]
Dallin Earl - Barry : . Oh sorry, did that actually hurt?
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Himself - Barry : Yes!
Himself - Jaren : Heh heh heh!
[Lays down two winning cards]
Himself - Jaren : Come to papa!
Himself - Barry , Himself - Travis : NO! OH MY GOSH! NO!
Himself - Jaren : And as winner, I get to pick the new song. I got this sick new song on my iPod. Alright, alright, ready?
Himself - Barry : Okay, you can pick any song, except-
["Jaren" starts playing "Baby"]
Himself - Barry : Except that song.
Himself - Travis : Oh my gosh, Jaren. What what are you...
Himself - Jaren : This is the cool, coolest, coolest song ever!
Himself - Barry : You can pick any song except that song. Is this a joke? Dude, ow!
Himself - Travis : Jaren. Jaren. Jaren. Justin Bieber's the disgrace to humanity!
Himself - Barry : Dude, turn it off!
Himself - Jaren : No!
[Stands up and starts dancing]
Himself - Barry : Augh. AUGH, HE'S DANCING!
Himself - Travis : Oh no! Oh my gosh!
Himself - Barry : TURN IT OFF!
Himself - Jaren : NO! NO! I'M NOT GONNA TURN IT OFF!
Himself - Barry : Turn it off. Turn it off.
Himself - Jaren : NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
Himself - Barry : Gimme this.
[Tries to grab "Jaren"'s iPod out of his hand]
Himself - Barry : .
Himself - Jaren : NO! NO, STOP IT!
[Hand gets smashed to the table by "Barry"]
Himself - Jaren : OW! NO!
Himself - Barry : You're not playing that!
Himself - Jaren : You broke my iPod!
Himself - Barry : No I didn't! No I didn't.
[Looks at the iPod]
Himself - Barry : I did!
