Community (TV Series)
Conventions of Space and Time (2013)
Chevy Chase: Pierce Hawthorne
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Quotes
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Official Woman : [an episode of the American remake of "Inspector Spacetime" has just been shown to a test audience] So? What did everyone think?
Shirley Bennett : I thought it was pretty good.
Pierce Hawthorne : I was confused.
Official Man : And what confused you?
Pierce Hawthorne : The time travel mostly.
[Official Man and Woman nod and write it down on their clipboard]
Pierce Hawthorne : Also the space travel.
Official Woman : Anything else?
Pierce Hawthorne : How many clipboards you got?
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Pierce Hawthorne : What's this about a road trip?
Jeff Winger : Look, Pierce, no one was trying to leave you out. We just assumed you wouldn't be interested. Which is why we left you out.
Pierce Hawthorne : That's not fair. Why can't I go to a Captain Warptime Convention?
Abed Nadir : Because you'll ruin it.
Pierce Hawthorne : I'm getting sick of everyone assuming that I have nothing to offer. You know, in Ancient Greece, it was considered an honor to invite a person my age to a space convention.
Jeff Winger : We didn't invite Shirley either.
Pierce Hawthorne : Oh. Well, that's better then.