Community (TV Series)

Conventions of Space and Time (2013)

Matt Lucas: Toby

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• Abed Nadir : You have to let me out!

  Toby : No, not until Stockholm syndrome sets in.

• Toby : Neurotypicals won't admit it, but some people are just better than everybody else.

• Troy Barnes : Abed, the gluon photo line looks really long. We should probably get in it now.

  Abed Nadir : Definitely. Right after I find Toby.

  Troy Barnes : Who's Toby?

  Abed Nadir : [Chuckles]  Toby Weeks. Arguably the biggest Inspector Spacetime fan in the world. We've been emailing for months.

  Troy Barnes : Oh. You never mentioned him.

  Abed Nadir : Well, you've been so busy lately having s*x. Besides, we talked about embracing change, so I'm expanding my social circle. I just hope he makes it. He works in Nigeria in banking. He almost couldn't come because all his money was tied up in this financial thing, but I sent him 700 pounds and a plane ticket, so he should be here.

  Britta Perry : Oh, Abed.

  Abed Nadir : There he is.

  Toby : You must be Abed. Inspector.

  [They both tip their hats to each other] 

  Toby : Ooh, before I forget, here is your check.

  Abed Nadir : Nice.

  Toby : Thanking you very much indeed. You wouldn't believe how many people I emailed asking for help, and they completely ignored me.

• Toby : When you sent me that first email in which you figured out that Inspector Spacetime is both his own grandfather *and* grandmother, I knew we were soul mates.

• Abed Nadir : If I could Winger you for a second.

  Toby : Sure. I don't know what that means, but...

• Abed Nadir : Troy's been acting weird lately.

  Toby : The same thing happened with my constable when he got a wife. Which means of course I now have one spare ticket to the 50th anniversary Inspector Spacetime convention. in London.

  Abed Nadir : Demiceninspecticon? But it's so soon, and London's too far.

  Toby : In England, Cadbury creme eggs are sold year-round.

  Abed Nadir : [Gasps]  I thought that was just a legend.

• Troy Barnes : You're lying.

  Toby : How would you know?

  Troy Barnes : Because Abed's my friend, and he would have told me. And he would have explained it to me in very clear terms, because I get confused sometimes.

• Toby : Someone might just happen to have a pair of tickets to the sold-out panel, "Which Inspector would win in a fight in space, and which Inspector would win in a fight in time?"

• Abed Nadir : David doesn't actually exist, does he?

  Toby : You're mad. Nothing you've said can prove that.

  Abed Nadir : Except that when we met you said his name was Andrew.

  Toby : Bollocks.

• Troy Barnes : Oh, hey, there you guys are. Oh, this is so nice, just three friends, friending around all unthreatened-like.

  Toby : Terribly sorry. This is slightly embarrassing. I seem to have forgotten your name.

  Troy Barnes : [wide-eyed yelling]  It's Troy! You know it's Troy! Okay, it's the first part of Troy and Abed. Toby and Abed in the Morning? That's ridiculous. I'm not psycho!