Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

Son of the Mask (2013)

Rob Walker: Santa Christ

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Quotes 

• [Santa Christ gets the Son of the Mask DVD out of the fireplace with a pair of tongs] 

  Nostalgia Critic : Santa Christ, what are you doing?

  Santa Christ : Hold out your hand, Critic, it's quite cool.

  [the Critic holds out his hands to catch the DVD. Santa Christ drops it into his hands. The Critic screams in pain and hurls the DVD to the floor] 

  Santa Christ : Oh. Maybe not...

• Nostalgia Critic : I wish this piece of shit had never come to me.

  Santa Christ : So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for us to decide. You were meant to find the DVD, and therefore you were meant to suffer. Meant to go through the sort of incredible psychological pain that no force on Earth could match. That is a very encouraging thought.

  Nostalgia Critic : No! That's not a very encouraging thought! In fact, that's about as far away from an encouraging thought as an encouraging thought can get!

  Santa Christ : Well, that's all I got.

  [holds up a "Gremlins" DVD] 

  Santa Christ : Here, have "Gremlins"!

  [he gives the "Gremlins" DVD to the Critic, then leaves] 

  Nostalgia Critic : Thanks! Thanks a lot. Let me know if you wanna quote more Lord of the Rings anytime.

  [puts the DVD down] 

  Nostalgia Critic : Why was he here?