Sharknado (2013 TV Movie)
Marcus Choi: Palmer
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[first lines]
[Captain Sanitago serves a bowl of shark fin soup to an Asian businessman named Palmer]
Captain Carlos Santiago : Enjoy.
Palmer : [tastes the soup] It's good. Not great. But seeing that you are a businessman, Mr. Santiago.
Captain Carlos Santiago : Captain.
Palmer : Captain. My associates and I are willing to negotiate with you a reasonable price. $100,000.
[Santiago laughs maniacally]
Captain Carlos Santiago : [serious tone] One million for the whole catch! Not a penny less!
Palmer : One million dollars is such a steep price for such a small catch.
Captain Carlos Santiago : A pod of 20,000 sharks is to migrate through this direction. When we're through with the catch, one million dollars will look like a bargain.
Palmer : I'll give you 500,000.
[Santiago angrily draws a pistol and aims it at Palmer's head]
Captain Carlos Santiago : If you're looking to negotiate Mr. Palmer... find yourself an insurance salesman!
Palmer : [intimidated] You got yourself a deal.