- Evil Fred: Does the dog need walking?
- Scooby-Doo: I walk myself, Fred.
- Evil Fred: Perhaps you would enjoy a canine crumpet?
- Scooby-Doo: That is not a Scooby Snack, Fred.
- Evil Fred: What difference does it make? I'm sure they all taste the same.
- Scooby-Doo: [offended] You eat them, then.
- Evil Fred: What was that, Scoobert?
- Scooby-Doo: Nothing. Nothing.
- Fred Jones: You failed, Professor. You'll never get your filthy talons on this disk.
- Professor Pericles: On the contrary, Frederick. You are going to hand it over to me, along with my associates, your dear parents, or else I will destroy the one thing you care about most.
- Shaggy Rogers: Zoinks!
- Daphne Blake: [two Kriegstaffebots grab Daphne] Freddie!
- Fred Jones: Fine. You win. Take it.
- Professor Pericles: Excellent.
- [takes the Planispheric Disk]
- Professor Pericles: Auf Wiedersehen, you beautiful kinder.
- [Kriegstaffebots toss Daphne into Fred]
- Judy Reeves: [Velma pulls at Judy's face as if it were a mask] Ow! Watch it! I had plastic surgery too!
- Velma Dinkley: I know.
- Evil Fred: [to Mystery Incorporated] Ah, well done! You've finally figured out I'm an imposter! So what? I'm taking the Planispheric Disk, and who's going to stop me? You? You?
- Fred Jones: No. Me! I mean, you... me. I mean, me. You-me. I - oh, heck, you get the idea.
- Scooby-Doo: Which one's the real Fred?
- Daphne Blake: Allow me. Freddie, how do you feel about me?
- Evil Fred: What do you mean? You're my love, Daphne. I'm crazy about you!
- Daphne Blake: And you?
- Fred Jones: Uh, gosh, gee Daph, you know, well, I guess aside from traps and solving mysteries, um, er... my stomach's getting hurty!
- Daphne Blake: Oh, Freddie, it's you!