- Scrooge McDuck: Not the Beagle Boys again... if they think they can get between Scrooge McDuck and his three cubic acres of cash, they've got another thing coming!
- Huey: [in a cage] The Beagle Boys messed with your security system!
- Baggy Beagle: Duh, yeah, we's taken over the whole place!
- Scrooge McDuck: GAH! Me money!
- Huey: Hey, don't forget about me, Unca Scrooge!
- Scrooge McDuck: Huh?... Oh! Don't worry, lad, I'll save ya!
- Baggy Beagle: [clouted on the head] Now that's what I call a stomachache!
- Scrooge McDuck: You were hit on the head, yeh moronic marauder!
- Launchpad McQuack: You got your radio, Mr McDee?
- Scrooge McDuck: Aye, of course I do.
- Launchpad McQuack: Great! Then I'll be your eyes in the sky!
- Scrooge McDuck: I'd be happy if you'd just keep your eyes ON the sky, for once...
- [walks off]
- Scrooge McDuck: What an airhead...
- Launchpad McQuack: [on radio] Hey, I heard that!
- Launchpad McQuack: [on radio] You haven't stumbled across a pizza joint down there, have ya, Mr McDee? I'm getting kinda hungry up here...
- Scrooge McDuck: I'm not even going to dignify that question with a response.
- Launchpad McQuack: [on radio] This is Launchpad, Mr McDee! Come in, Mr McD...
- [crash!]
- Scrooge McDuck: Launchpad, what was that?
- Launchpad McQuack: Uh, nothing, boss... I'm sure nobody was using that tree anyway...
- [Angry monkeys are heard on the radio]
- Launchpad McQuack: Uh, except maybe them... and them... and also them!
- [Scrooge comes across a stone disk with circular holes]
- Launchpad McQuack: Oh, you must have come across an ancient Incan poker table, Mr McDee! How about I come down here and you deal me in for a hand?
- Scrooge McDuck: You come down here and I'll deal you a blow to the head! You're supposed to be keeping an eye out for trouble, remember?
- Magica De Spell: [defeated] Blast these inferior mirror and beam spells! Is last time I shop for spell ingredients at discount store!
- Scrooge McDuck: Pack my parka, Duckworth! We're headed to the Himalayas, to hunt for the Lost Crown of Genghis Khan!
- Duckworth: Shall I forward your calls, sir?
- Dewey: [about Burger Beagle] That guy gives me the heebie-jeebies, he was starting to look at me like I was lunch!
- Scrooge McDuck: It's a long way to the moon, lads, but the Green Cheese of Longevity will make it worth the trip! Up, up and away!
- Scrooge McDuck: [on Gizmoduck's wheel] I've always wondered what Gyro was thinking when he designed this thing. Who fights crime with a unicycle?
- [Webby wants to go to the Himalayas]
- Scrooge McDuck: Not this time, Webby darling, I need you here looking after the boys. Otherwise, who knows what kind of actual trouble they could get into?
- Webby: Oh... that's very smart.
- [leaves]
- Huey, Dewey, Louie: Unca Scrooge!
- Scrooge McDuck: Indulge me, lads, the last thing this expedition needs is a wee lass about, and I'm gonna have enough trouble looking after Launchpad...
- [on the moon]
- Scrooge McDuck: Now, Gyro, why in the blazes are we chewing this awful blue muck?
- Gyro Gearloose: Why, that's Oxy-Chew, Mr McDuck! It's my latest invention: oxygen-flavoured taffy! Five good chews, and you can breathe on the lunar surface without a space suit! Oh, and it tastes good, too!
- Scrooge McDuck: That, Gyro, is a matter of opinion...
- [a rumble is heard]
- Launchpad McQuack: [checks his tummy] Wasn't me.
- Webby: Then what was it?
- [a roar is heard again]
- Launchpad McQuack: [frightened] That definitely wasn't me!
- Scrooge McDuck: Whatever it was, it won't last long if it tries to get between me and the Lost Crown!
- Webby: Uncle Scrooge, don't go!
- Scrooge McDuck: Dinnae worry, lassie, whatever is in that cave is no match for your Uncle Scrooge. I earned my fortune by being smarter than the smarties, and tougher than the toughies. If anything's in there, it had better step aside!
- Webby: But I'm scared!
- Scrooge McDuck: Stay with Launchpad, he'll take good care of you!
- [goes off]
- Webby: Stay with Launchpad? Gee, now I'm EXTRA scared!
- Scrooge McDuck: The Lost Crown of Genghis Khan is mine, lads! All it took was a bit of tenacity and perseverance!
- Webby: And a little kindness and patience, right Uncle Scrooge?
- Scrooge McDuck: Right you are, Webby darling. Now, where's Bubba run off to?
- Huey: Yeah, where is he? He was here a minute ago...
- Bubba: [offscreen] Why dolls no answer Bubba?
- Louie: He's over there, having a tea party with Webby's toys.
- Bubba: No? Bubba smash!
- Dewey: Uh-oh, Webby, sounds like Bubba's not getting along so good with your Quacky Patch dolls...
- Webby: [runs offscreen] HEY! You keep away from my dolls, mister!
- Scrooge McDuck: Er, remember, kindness and patience, Webigail! Set a good example for the lad!
- Scrooge McDuck: Uh, Gyro... I, uh, think I left my favourite two-dollar bill under the back seat, would you mind getting it for me?
- Gyro Gearloose: Sure thing, Mr McDuck!
- [goes into the ship]
- Fenton Crackshell: Gee, boss, why'd you send Gyro back onto the ship?
- Scrooge McDuck: So he doesn't find out you're Gizmoduck when you put on that suit, you dunderhead!
- Fenton Crackshell: But there are only three of us here, sir. Won't he figure it out anyway when Gizmoduck appears and I've mysteriously vanished?
- Scrooge McDuck: I wouldnae worry about that. Gyro may be a brilliant inventor, but his deductive reasoning skills are about as good as yours.
- Fenton Crackshell: Oh... Hey!
- Scrooge McDuck: Giant moon rat or no giant moon rat, nothing's going to keep me from that green cheese... and all the green it's gonna make me!
- Flintheart Glomgold: [ahead of Scrooge] Get a move on, McDuck!
- Scrooge McDuck: Age before beauty, Flinty!
- Magica De Spell: Now, give me dime!
- Flintheart Glomgold: Not till you give me those treasures! I want to be filthy stinking rich!
- Magica De Spell: You already are filthy stinking rich!
- Flintheart Glomgold: But not as rich as that chiseler McDuck! Where's the treasure?
- [Magica takes Huey, Dewey and Louie from the Beagle Boys]
- Bigtime Beagle: Hey, dem's is our hostages! Find your own!
- Magica De Spell: Quiet, PIG-gle boys!
- [turns the Beagle Boys into swine]
- Magica De Spell: Now, I take leave. Bring Number One Dime to my home on Mount Vesuvius in 24 hours, or little nephews will become snackula for Dracula!
- [cackles]
- Magica De Spell: Oh, dear. Sometimes I still get carried away...
- Scrooge McDuck: Me Number One Dime, returned safe and sound!
- Huey: But Unca Scrooge, what about the treasure?
- Dewey: Yeah, we had it and we lost it.
- Huey: Sorry, Unca Scrooge.
- Scrooge McDuck: Come on now, boys. We may not have gotten to keep the treasure, but we had the adventure of a lifetime! And best of all, we got to share it together! You, Webigail, Launchpad...
- Huey: And Duckworth too!
- Dewey: Don't forget Mrs Beakley!
- Louie: And Bubba and Gyro and Fenton, they helped us too!
- Scrooge McDuck: Indeed they did, lads! Now come on, let's head for home!
- [in the sky]
- Magica De Spell: Let go of me, you doddering old deadweight!
- Flintheart Glomgold: Oh, pipe down, you mangy bird!
- Launchpad McQuack: It was real swell of you to give Glomgold a lift home, Mr McD!
- [Glomgold and the Beagle Boys are in a paddy wagon]
- Scrooge McDuck: Uh, I'll put it on your bill, Flinty. You can pay me back in, oh, three to five years - with interest of course!
- [laughs]
- Flintheart Glomgold: I'll get your for this, McDuck! Mark my words!
- [is taken away]
- Scrooge McDuck: Now there's a sight I never get tired of...
- [last lines]
- Scrooge McDuck: Come on, lads, let's head to the ice cream shop!
- Huey, Dewey, Louie: Woohoo!
- Dewey: Hey, can we each get our own cone this time, Unca Scrooge?
- Scrooge McDuck: Ah, why not, I'm in a generous mood today! In fact, each of ye can even get a cone with ice cream in it!
- [first lines]
- [a robbery goes on at Scrooge's money bin]
- Scrooge McDuck: Curse me kilts! Me money bin alarm! Quick, Duckworth, get the limo!
- Burger Beagle: Hey, kid, you got a sandwich or something?
- Dewey: [in a cage] Let me go, you Beagle Bum!
- Bouncer Beagle: Not so fast, McDuck. We're running things around here, now!
- Scrooge McDuck: Curse me kilts! One false move, and I'm a roast duck!
- Louie: [in a cage] Leave me, Unca Scrooge! It's not worth it!
- Scrooge McDuck: Nonsense, me boy!
- Scrooge McDuck: Step away from me fortune, yeh crook!
- Bigtime Beagle: [puts on a helmet] Not this time, McDuck! You ain't getting the drop on this Beagle Boy!
- Scrooge McDuck: You know, I bet those Incans could have minted a whole lot more coins if they hadn't tried to make each one unique...
- Launchpad McQuack: [on radio] I'm running a little low on fuel up here...
- Scrooge McDuck: Well, where are the extra fuel canisters?
- Launchpad McQuack: [awkward laugh] Well, that's why I'm calling yah, boss. I checked the glove compartment, but all I found was gloves.
- Scrooge McDuck: You'd best find those fuel canisters, or the next thing you'll be flying is a model airplane!
- Launchpad McQuack: Okay, okay! Yeesh! Last time I ask you for help...
- Scrooge McDuck: Is that a promise?
- Launchpad McQuack: You know, Mc McDee, I had a thought.
- Scrooge McDuck: Launchpad, why start now and spoil a perfect record?
- Launchpad McQuack: That's a good question!
- Scrooge McDuck: Well, I don't have all day! What was your thought?
- Launchpad McQuack: Come to think of it... I forgot.
- Scrooge McDuck: Launchpad, were you dropped on your head much as a child?
- Launchpad McQuack: All the time! Why?
- Scrooge McDuck: Magica DeSpell, I should have known you'd be behind this!
- Magica De Spell: Oh, Scroogey my old friend, you wouldn't believe how much fun it is watching you run around making a fool of yourself!
- Scrooge McDuck: What?
- Magica De Spell: Oh, you really don't think you need ancient sorcery to find Coin of Lost Realm, do you? No, I had Beagle Boys hide paper scraps to throw you off trail!
- Scrooge McDuck: Why, you sneaky conniving...
- Magica De Spell: Please, save compliments for garden party!
- Scrooge McDuck: What garden party?
- Magica De Spell: The one I throw in celebration, when I get home with Lost Coin! So long, fools!
- Huey: Do you think Magica will keep out of our way now, Unca Scrooge?
- Scrooge McDuck: It's hard to say, lad. Folks like her have a habit of popping up at the most inconvenient moments.
- Louie: Well, when it comes to Magica, there's no such thing as a convenient moment!
- Scrooge McDuck: This is it, kids! Draculesti Manor, home of the legendary Drake Von Vladstone, heir to the Coin of the Lost Realm!
- Scrooge McDuck: [at a diamond mine in Africa] I can feel all those diamonds singing to me. And it's a right pretty song, too!
- Louie: [about the mine] You mean there weren't any ghosts down there?
- Scrooge McDuck: That's right! As I've told you boys, there's a rational explanation for everything!
- Louie: Yeah, a whole kingdom of underground creatures who cause earthquakes as part of a game is a completely rational explanation.
- Scrooge McDuck: Uh, aye... never mind, boys. The point is, we made it back with the Giant Diamond of the Inner-Earth, and gained an entire diamond mine in the process!
- Scrooge McDuck: Now, you boys stay put and look after wee Webbigail. I'll be back with the treasure in no time.
- Huey: Aww, nuts! We want to come with you, Unca Scrooge!
- Scrooge McDuck: Dinnae worry, I'll be back with the treasure before you can say "e pluribus unum"!
- Huey: E purple-bus whoo-um?
- Louie: Yeah, I'm not sure that's as fast as you think it is...
- Dewey: Besides, we should we have to stay here just because Webby's a big chicken?
- Huey, Louie: Yeah!
- Louie: We're not afraid of... whatever's hiding out there... are we?
- Webby: You boys are so mean! I'll show you who's not afraid of the dark!
- Scrooge McDuck: Launchpad, I told you to land in the center of the mountain range, not in the center of a mountain!
- Scrooge McDuck: You're worth your weight in gold, Mrs Beakly... er, if you'll pardon the expression.
- Scrooge McDuck: [sees Bubba Duck frozen] Looks like the poor little peabrain got caught in a deep freeze!
- [sets him free]
- Launchpad McQuack: No worries, Mr McDee, I've got the coordinates for Shadow Pass locked in! We'll be there lickety-split!
- Flintheart Glomgold: More like lickety-splat!
- Scrooge McDuck: Glomgold!
- Flintheart Glomgold: Nice to see ye, McDuck! Especially since you've led me right to the treasure! To whom do I owe my thanks - your idiotic pilot, or did yeh play it safe and let those two wee ones fly the plane?
- Scrooge McDuck: You dirty cheat, only you could sink so low!
- Launchpad McQuack: And at 15000 feet, no less!
- [Webby communicates with the female yeti]
- Webby: W She says she's sorry if she hurt you. She's just upset 'cause she stepped on a thorn, and can't get it out.
- Scrooge McDuck: A thorn? You don't suppose...
- [checks out the yeti's foot]
- Scrooge McDuck: Here's your thorn, Webigail: the Lost Crown of Genghis Khan!
- Webby: The pretty crown, you found it!
- Scrooge McDuck: Aye, the poor creature was standing on it! Webby, I cannae thank you enough! I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me. Without your help we never would have found the treasure! Oh, and thanks to you too, ma'am!
- [the yeti roars]
- Webby: [giggles] I think she likes you, Uncle Scrooge!
- Launchpad McQuack: That's odd, usually it's me the ladies go gaga for...
- Fenton Crackshell: [at a spaceship] Look, here's someone who can give us directions! Hello?
- [gets abducted]
- Fenton Crackshell: Mr McDuck! HEELLLP!
- Gyro Gearloose: Oh, no! We've got to save him!
- Scrooge McDuck: Do we really?
- Gyro Gearloose: We do if you want to find that treasure of yours, Mr McDuck! Fenton was carrying the Gizmoduck suit, that's the only thing we've got powerful enough to break into the Moon Vault!
- Scrooge McDuck: Say your secret code word and activate that confounded contraption!
- Fenton Crackshell: Code word?... Gee, I cant remember it. Oh, blathering blatherskite, I'm useless!
- [the suit activates and fits on Fenton]
- Gizmoduck: I mean, I'm useful to the extreme! Point me towards the offending blockade so that I may deal justice upon it!
- Scrooge McDuck: Cut the dramatics, would yeh, and follow me!