- Han Lee: You think you're too good for the diner?
- Caroline Channing: I think sour bread is too good for the diner.
- Han Lee: What other career options do you have Caroline? Hmm lets see cupcakes? No wait your shop didn't last six months!
- Caroline Channing: Don't go there Han.
- Han Lee: Oh I'm already there and now I'm back.
- Caroline Channing: That shop was our dream Han, and this is just a dumb diner.
- Han Lee: Your fired!
- Caroline Channing: Oooo I'm fired? Max, Han just fired me.
- Max Black: You lucky son of a whore.
- Han Lee: I'm serious Caroline you just called my diner dumb. At least my diner is still open and successful where as your cupcake shop was so dumb it failed.
- Earl: Oh, he did not just go there.
- Han Lee: I went there and I came back and then I went there again!