Hot in Cleveland (TV Series)

Stayin' Alive (2014)

Betty White: Elka Ostrovsky

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Quotes 

• Mamie : It's three o'clock; Steve Harvey's on.

  Elka Ostrovsky : Oh, nobody's funnier than Steve Harvey.

  Boyce : Really? No-one?

  Mamie : He's like the Original King of Comedy.

  Boyce : Yeah. Yet, you know, there were other Kings of Comedy, y'know.

  Elka Ostrovsky : But he was the funny one.

  Boyce : Oh, oh, the way Rue McClanahan was the funny one on 'The Golden Girls'.

  Elka Ostrovsky : I never saw that show.

• [last lines] 

  Joy Scroggs : The police will be here soon.

  Elka Ostrovsky : We'll be home in time to watch 'Family Feud'.

  Mamie : Steve Harvey is the best game show host!

  Elka Ostrovsky : The best.

  Narrator : Really? Isn't that a little bit like saying Cloris Leachman was the best actress on 'The Mary Tyler Moore Show'?

  Elka Ostrovsky , Mamie : We never saw that show.

  Narrator : Well, America won't get a chance to see the Soul Man if we don't wrap things up here, so why don't we all just take a bow right now?

• Melanie Moretti : I wish there was some way we could call for help.

  Elka Ostrovsky : Oh, um, there's a fireplace. I learned to make smoke signals when I was a child.

  Joy Scroggs : Oh, did you learn that on your playdates with Sitting Bull?

  Elka Ostrovsky : What was your Indian name? Sleeps With Everyone?