- Mike: [on phone] Hello. I know who it is, but I'm not telling. Ha ha.
- Bad-Luck Bootsy: Fuck. You. Fuck you, you piece of fucking shit!
- Dream Phone: I've been watching you all night. I'm gonna fuck you so hard, steam's gonna come outta your ears and your eyeballs are gonna come popping outta your fucking skull! Who am I? Say my name, motherfucker!
- Board James: [beating up the Dream Phone] I'll kick your asterisk, you hot pink piece of shit! You always want me to hit pound? Well here's your fucking pound. 1-900-Fuck You! Dial the operator? I'll show you how my fucking fist operates!