Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

The Kids Run the Restaurant (2013)

Eugene Mirman: Gene Belcher

Quotes 

• Gene : Double or nothing. That's also my approach to underpants.

• Bob : Gene, why are you wearing that?

  Gene : I'm just a girl with a dream who got tired of hearing the word, "no!"

• Louise : Oh! This is gonna be the longest hour of my life.

  Gene : Wait till childbirth, girlfriend.

• Bob : Gene, I know you think you're helping, but stop it.

  Gene : I don't think I'm helping.

• Louise : Ugh! Why did we ever think a restaurant was a good idea? We've watched Mom and Dad fail at it for years.

  Gene : They make failing look so easy. How do they do it?

• Gene : Yay! Feet Week!

  Bob : No. Fleet Week. Why would there be a Feet Week?

  Gene : I don't know. There's Arbor Day. Who needs that?

• Tina : Let's see here. We can play Torpedo, Surgery Sam, or if we need to blow off some steam, we can make a get-well card for Dad. "Happy stitches, Dad. You deserve it."

  Gene : Or how about, "Stitch, please!"

• Louise : Ugh, I don't want to make cards. I want to make money! I say we go down there, and we open up for business.

  Gene : Yeah.

  Tina : But Mom and Dad will be home in an hour. Maybe we could play pretend restaurant? I'm restocking the napkin dispenser. Gene, you go clean the floors.

  Gene : If we're pretending, I'll make fresh mozzarella.

  Louise : We're not making money in this fake restaurant, Tina!

  Tina : Not yet, but we're building good pretend word of mouth.

• Tina : But what if Mr. Fischoeder knows that we think that he thinks that Dad can't throw scissors? Or what if he thinks that we know that he thinks that? Or what if he thinks...

  Gene : Any outcome is possible, Tina. Life is chaos!

• Gene : Blood is your teeth's way of saying "Mind your own business!"

• Louise : The kids are running the restaurant and this time, it's personal!

  Gene : I'm gonna personally run it into the ground!

  Tina : Wait, why is it personal?

  Louise : Shut it!